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Favorite Solos
Niall Horan

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Favorite Niall Vocals // Midnight Memories (each song)
1. Best Song Ever: verse 2. Story of My Life: verse 3. Diana:  verse 4. Midnight Memories: bridge 5. You and I: verse 6. Don’t Forget Where You Belong: verse 7. Strong: bridge 8. Happily: verse 9. Right Now: verse 10. Through The Dark: verse 11.Something Great: verse 12.Little White Lies: verse 13. Better Than Words: verse 14. Why Don’t We Go There: bridge 15. Does He Know?: verse 16. Alive: verse 17. Half A Heart: bridge

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ONE NIGHT AND ONE MORE TIME [GROSS SOBBING] THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES [PUNCHES MIRROR] EVEN THOUGH THEY WEREN’T SO GREAT [RE APPLIES EYELINER]

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Happy Birthday, Ingrid Nilsen! (missglamorazzi)

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EVERYONE THAT REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A COMPLIMENT IN THEIR ASKS ON VALENTINES. EVERYONE. NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES ME.

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8,10,12,23
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8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?

oMFG this question reminds me of my (well used to be) best friend. WE WOULD TELL EACH OTHER EVERYTHING BUT ONE DAY WE WERE EATING LUNCH AND HE JUST WHISPERED “hey i think i like you” AND I WAS LIKE OH SHIT OH SHIT AND MY FIRST INSTINCT WAS TO REJECT IT (i regret it tbh) BECAUSE I JUST DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO AND IT WAS THE WORST WAY TO REJECT SOMEONE OMFG :(

10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?

yeah sure why not??

12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?

id choose to quit my job because id rather let someone be able to support their family and live a life without worry then let them suffer because no human being deserves that

23.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

I REALLY REALLY REALLLYYYYYY want to learn how to play the piano like srsly it would mean everything to me if i could be able to play at least one song with both of my hands and if i could wish for anything i really want fictional characters to be real because SERIOUSLY SOME OF THEM ARE SERIOUSLY SO ATTRACTIVE AND ITS NOT FAIR OKAY. SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO GRAB THEM AND HUG THEM TIL THE ENDS OF TIME WHEN I SEE THEM CRYING

 

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